2018 Crash?Buy $QQQ PutsBuy GoldShort crypto $GBTCBuy the dip in Apple $AAPL because iPhone sales are MORE than fine. Stupid analysts always try to get attention on predicting "Apple's demise." Hasn't happened ever. Except that time when Apple sold computers, not smartphones.Buy bondsbuy up resources. For example, the DIY Group's Cleveland Cliffs $CLF pick did well last week topping $8 last Friday, Apr 20. Not bad for a week's return. $CLF, Cleveland-Cliffs Inc. / H1 or a Blip and a buy in the dip?Buy $SPY callsHold cashAvoid bonds $TLT, $IEF